- Balthazar: You have me confused with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trenchcoat who's in love with you?
- Naomi: You're hoping Castiel will return to you. I admire your loyalty. I only wish he felt the same way.
- Meg: Go ask him, he was your boyfriend first.
- Gabriel: Your boytoy
- Fandom: .....
- Destiel shippers: ....
- Writers: Why does everyone think Dean and Cas are gay for each other?
1) Destiel subtext is FACT
2) Metatron is a shitty fan fiction writer. He would probably use “willy the nilly” or “knob the cob” in reference to Dean sucking Cas’ cock.
Cas’ little smile when he hears Dean’s voice on the phone
God I missed him!!
What if cas and dean are just driving in the impala and deans flipping through the radio and he can’t find anything so he just asks cas to put something on and then cas ends up putting on “can’t help falling in love” and dean just shrugs and says “I can dig Elvis” and then the whole fandom dies.
Actual footage of me rolling around in Dean and Cas feels after tonight’s episode.
Metatron: “…the text…the subtext…”
Me: WHAT SUBTEXT? LIKE HOW MUCH GAY THERE IS? HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH DEAN LOVES HIS ANGEL? AND VICE VERSA? THAT SUBTEXT? YEAH I KNOW DOUCHEWAD. IF YOU’RE GONNA WRITE OUT CAS’ STORY, MAKE DESTIEL CANNON PLEASE AND THANKS